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    Well, the government has just decided to throw millions at an advertising campaign to persuade young people not to riot anymore but to become better citizens instead ...
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    I've been to a pub. I got a parking space in the car park, the bar had been newly painted, no one smoked, no one was drunk, the music was ...
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    I have a suggestion to solve the rioting problem, make it an Olympic sport ...
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    Listen up smug government to my idea. Get into all those inner city deprived areas and give away fags and booze ...
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    Well, Nifties, this is a right ol' mess you've got us into. For a moment I thought Mr Cameron had come to his senses ...
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